It has been a busy week here in the D'Day studio with lots of interesting news.
Yesterday, I heard that the dictionary has been taken out of public schools in Florida because it contains words that the Moms of Liberty find offensive. I can't help but wonder what happened to the 'Dick and Jane' reader series... See Dick. See Dick run. Jane likes Dick. Jane plays with Dick. Play Jane Play.
Oh well - another time. But I wonder if these same people who have banned the dictionary have bothered to read Judges 19:22-29 in the Bible which is apparently still available to kids in Florida? That one is something else. It goes kind of like this:
Men outside hear someone having a party. They ask the party owner to send the MAN who is visiting outside so they can have gay sex with him. The host doesn't want any gay sex going on, so he sends out his concubine. The guys outside then have sex with his concubine all night long and finally drop her off at the host's doorstep - all battered up. So he did the only logical thing to do under the circumstances.... he cut her up into little pieces and discards the body parts all throughout Israel. I wonder if this is where Dahmer got his inspiration?
Whew - but keep the Bible Moms! There is a good message in there about no gay sex. Just ignore that little hacking up the girlfriend thing.
Enough of that. I learned last week that one of the members in a local radio club that I occasionally attend is doing time for being a bad actor at the J-6 insurrection. It seems the 'patriot' faction of the radio club is pretty pissed off about it. I know who these guys are, and every time I go to a radio club meeting, a few of them just sit and stare at me through the entire meeting. I've been pretty vocal about what I think of J-6, and no, staring at me is not going to shut me up. Also, if you really care to know, I did not turn your brother into the Feds. Didn't need to. It's his own damned fault for being a stupid 'patriot'. At least wear a ski-mask if you are going to do something idiotc like fighting cops at the capitol.
On to Pizza. I produced an abstract image of a man making a pizza during a forest fire. Little did I know that pictures of Pizzas are a conspiracy thing. Pizza's, apparently have QR codes hidden inside them to help those who love pizza with baby-part toppings find the best places to dine. Now I know why that image sparked such a backlash with the patriots. I think I'll buy everyone pizza with sausage toppings for the next radio club meeting and serve it on top of dictionaries.
Finally, I got into trouble this week on NextDoor.com for discriminating against jihadists. Long story, but I'll try to recap it. Our local congressman and fearmonger, Chuck Edwards, routinely holds town halls where the people he interacts with are screened in advance to make sure they are going to bring up only the best of fearmongering topics. Last week, I got to hear a grown man bawl his eyes out because illegal immigrants are making HIS America so unsafe. Then I learned that ALL jihadists coming in through the border have only one destination and purpose in mind... to come to our little town here in the NC Mountains and hash, bash, slash, and mash every Christian they can find. Everyone on the call agreed this is what is happening, and Hendersonville needs to get ready for the onslaught.
Anyhow, some random guy that nobody recognizes shows up on a door cam and the locals get all concerned for who his might be and post the picture on NextDoor. Taking the absolute, undeniable, evidence from Chuck's town halls regarding strangers, I just said the guy must be a jihadist here to do bad things. And wouldn't you know it, next thing I know I am being called out by the NextDoor content moderators for discriminating against jihadists!
I think I'll go back to Nextdoor now and ask if there are any 'Dick and Jane' pizza parlors around here that also have dictionaries. I got to look up 'incorrectly' so I don't risk spelling it incorrectly. Can you imagine a world without dictionaries? Everyone would be running around spelling incorrectly incorrectly.
LOL - can't make this s$@t up!